Dear Johnson & Johnson,
I am a loyal customer, despite the recent rumblings I’ve heard about your products being filled with carcinogens. I used your lavender products on my son while he was a baby, and loved your lavender baby lotion. When you stopped making it, I was sad, but my son was too old for lavender products anyways. When I had my daughter, I had to come up with a different product I loved just as much. You see, the smell of my baby’s lotion will forever go down in my synapses as the smell of my babies. Every time I catch a whiff of your lavender baby shampoo, I think of my adorable little babies.
For that, I continue to buy your products.
Yesterday, I bought your Vanilla Oat Baby Lotion in my attempts to find something that smells pleasant, and is gentle enough for my baby girl’s skin after her bath.
Unfortunately, the sickly sweet stench of French Whore, Rotten Flowers, and Smarties isn’t exactly what I expected.
Yo, that shit is nasty.
Vanilla lotion should smell like Vanilla. Vanilla baby lotion should moisturize baby’s skin with a delicate vanilla scent. Not choke her and her mommy with a stench thicker than the London Fog.
Oh, and cutting the formula with water to save money isn’t going to do any good either. Not only did that lotion smell bad, but it was so watery i had a hard time smoothing it on her skin.
Johnson & Johnson, I am done with your baby products.
Sincerely,
Nobody