“I smell icecream….”
10 points if you can name that quote. 
i am craving Breyer’s Mint Chocolate Chip Icecream. i have been craving it like crazy for a week now. i love snack foods. i have absolutely no willpower when they are in front of me… i have sat down and devoured an entire bag of potato chips, eaten an entire box of little debbie snack cakes and star crunches and the first time i got pregnant, i ate an entire jar of pickles in one sitting. if it is available to me, i have NO strength to resist. it’s why i gained 10 lbs in the 6 months i worked at Starbucks… (their pastries are delectable, but extremely fattening) i just can’t resist.
the only thing that saves my poor waist line, is my ability to NOT spend money. yes…i can go to the store, and completely resist the urge to buy junk food. 
go me. of course, that doesn’t help at all when MIL comes home with a huge bag of double stuffed mint oreos.
go me. of course, that doesn’t help at all when MIL comes home with a huge bag of double stuffed mint oreos. yeah.
i’ve already had my daily allowment, and i am considering on going back for more…
but they’re just not the same as Breyer’s Mint Chocolate Chip Icecream.
i was grocery shopping at Target today, and as i passed the frozen foods section, i should have listened to that little voice in the back of my head that screamed at me to get a gallon. yeah, a gallon. ’cause that’s how i roll. besides, if i don’t get enough to share with my husband, he’ll eat it all before i get some. and then i’d be in jail, ’cause i’d have to kill him. that would be sad.
this craving is SO bad. if J didn’t have a successful vasectomy 7 months ago, i’d suspect i was pregnant. *sigh* if only. okay, maybe i take the “if only” back. because truth be told, i am WORNTHEFUCKOUT. i am pretty sure another kid would kill me. sure, i want more kids. but i just don’t have the patience for them.
or the Breyer’s Mint Chocolate Chip Icecream.
Boo.